Britney Spears was trashin' it up as usual... but one can only take so much, and since she is a fan of composing the infamous "letters of truth" We in the celebrity mocking community are compelled to compose a truthful letter to the pop starlet-harlot.

Dear Britney,
1. You need to wear a bra
2. You are not a size 2 anymore. You're pregnant. Please wear something a bit more decent. You have made enough money to afford stylish maternity clothes, and a decent bra, in addition to supporting your W.T. worthless loaf of a husband, as well as a healthy supply of cheetos for baby Spederline.
3. The brown extensions do not work on you.
4. You need to remind K-Fed he is not black and take the doo-rag off his head

(Credits to Michael K and reader/commenters)