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J-Dubs was a big fan of the mumblings... she told me that it brought her great joy to read that post. She couldn't explain why, but she just felt so good after reading it.
This is why I do what I do kids, if only to bring a little joy into your lives!
And when I get feedback like that, it inspires me to keep up with this nonsense... well, that, and until I finish a manuscript and land a book deal, this is really my only outlet to vent about the random conglomeration of weirdness which comprises the crazy life I like to call mine.
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I don't watch Desperate Housewives, so I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but take this quiz, and leave me feedback as to who you are! (P.S.- I am currently unhappy with the level of feedback I'm getting. I ASKED for feedback, and I know MelJoy isn't the only one reading! I do commend her for her efforts though. As for the rest of you lazy bums, I've even made it easy on you, you can remain anonymous in your commenting!)
Congratulations! You are Susan Mayer, the divorcee
and single mom who will go to extraordinary
lengths for love.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
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Today is the last day for filing taxes! I hope you kids are on top of this!
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Dave sent me yet another amusing link... He's becomming the internet equivalent of my crack dealer.
er...
ummm...
I don't do crack... I was just kidding about that crack dealer thing. Honest, no crack here!
(Sid, don't hate me for denying you like that! We'll talk later)
Uhhh, anyway, here's the link Dave sent me. (You're gonna need flash player)
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Celebrity worship is outta control. Seriously. In my experience, the vast majority of celebrities are spoiled, whiny, rich bitches.
To all the celebrities out there (who I know read this page) you might have millions of dollars for doing some glamorous kind of "work", you might or might not be beautiful, and you might get attention just for being you, no matter where you go, but let's be frank. You are a person, just like everybody else. There is no reason for you to treat all the regular people like crap, expect them to cater to you, and then be ungrateful for any effort that "ordinary" people put forth to try to make you happier.
At present I am talking to the members of the band "Cake" as well as to you Michelle Branch.
Take a lesson from Howie Day, Sister Hazel, and the Black Eyed Peas (among others) and for the love of god, Get over yourselves!
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I had the craziest dream last night. I dreamt that I woke up and all was as it should be, but that my clock read 5:14, and since I looked out my window and saw it was still light out, I assumed it was 5:14 PM. I LOST A WHOLE DAY!!! I SLEPT THROUGH EVERYTHING!!! HOW THE HELL DID I SLEEP FOR 15 HOURS STRAIGHT?? AND WHY AM I STILL TIRED?
Oh well, if it's already 5 PM I've already missed my day, might as well go back to sleep and get up tomorrow.
So then my alarm goes off, I wake up and the clock says 9:30... just as it should. But wait, 9:30 on what day? Did I really sleep through a whole day? Was that just a dream? Wait, am I really awake now?
I'm telling you, realistic dreams like that will throw you for a loop! CRAZY!
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Does anybody know, is Buckingham fountain back on yet?
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I happened across this list of 25 things that women think men should know, and there are some things I think are not 100% accurate. My comments are in orange.
- Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count. (And if you're going to say it otherwise, mean it, and say it often!)
- When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer. (Neither is "OK.")
- We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number. (Not 100% of the time... there are times when we don't remember giving out our number, and there are times when, if we are drunk enough, we're REALLY hoping you don't call... But when in doubt, call.)
- We fantasize. But it's usually about you. (Most of us are realists)
- We love it when you email us at work.
- No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off. (This is partially true, it depends on how badly you screw up, and as for playing cool, the genuinely cool ones just get over it quicker... but we never forget it.)
- Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS. (On a related note, it is a safe assumption that you should never joke about our hair, clothes, or menstrual cycles... consider this fair warning.)
- Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to. (Umm, no. I disagree with this. If we ask you what to do, tell us, but make it more like a suggestion than an order... Orders might get you a swift kick in the groin, whereas a suggestion might garner you some brownie points if things work out right.)
- We will leave you if you lie to us. (At least the ones with any amount of self-respect will... and the ones with self-respect are the only ones worth having. Play it safe, don't lie, especially about stupid little shit... WE ALWAYS FIND OUT!)
- We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit! (AMEN!)
- We love when you hold our hands.
- We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes. (This goes back to my suggestion in #1, if you're gonna say it, mean it, and say it often!)
- We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
- If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere. (And you've got nobody to blame but yourself!)
- Don't talk about your ex.
- We like porn, too. (Not necessarily true... this one could go either way, so be careful.)
- We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything. (EVERYTHING)
- We let you fix things. (But when we are "bitching about work/other girls/etc." we just want you to listen, you're not expected to fix this stuff, and we're not asking you to.)
- You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.
- We've faked it.
- Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.
- While we're on the subject: more foreplay!
- If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way. (There is also the distinct possibility that we just don't want to.)
- We're afraid to meet your mother. (No matter how nice you might have made her out to be, beforehand.)
- We think you should have already known all this stuff. (And if you didn't before, you do now... hope you took notes.)
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