You want a frickin post, NOW?

I told you bitches I was moving on Thursday morning!

And yet, HERE YOU ARE, scrounging for a post.

Selfish assholes! It really is all about you all the time isn't it!?!?

Nah, I'm just kiddin. But really, I'm moving, I can't be bothered writing a post for you!

So here's a video about pancakes. Enjoy!