Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Many popular magazines and news organizations have asked "Who is Paris Hilton", but all have missed the more pressing question: What is Paris Hilton? A cross between the traditional glory hole and what most of us would consider human or maybe a being which exists between the reality we all know and one in which all forms of purity and goodness have been replaced by pop culture and cheap liquor.


*Editorial note: This post was written by Dave on 12/14/04. I have been aware of it's existence since that time. Since Dave has completely dropped off the radar in the interim, I felt that this should be posted now... as they might be his last words. (Please observe a moment of silence at this time) Thank you. ~Liz~

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