Hey, just because you've got one doesn't mean you've gotta be one...

You know what kids, if anyone has a right to be in a pissy mood, it's me. I am in the middle of a hellish week at school, I have assloads of work to do, I am admittedly PMSing HARDCORE, and people around me are not helping matters by being cooperative and doing the things that they tell me they are going to do... but you know what, so far I've been nice. VERY nice. I have only bitten the heads off you young ladies who know what they did to piss me off. (They know better now.)

The fact is that when I have every reason to be pissed off and yet am not pissy, I take special offense to people who are pissy with me. Namely the man working the evening shift in the CTA kiosk at the Loyola stop Tuesday night... To that guy I say: "Dude, it ain't my fault you didn't go to college and now work for the CTA. It's not my fault you hate your job. And it's not my fault that the equipment you are responsible for is broken and not marked as "out of order" ... In fact, that's all YOUR FAULT. So don't you go yelling at me like I just kicked your mom in the mouth... because if you don't watch out, I'll kick YOU in the mouth. And for future reference, just because you HAVE a dick doesn't mean you gotta BE a dick."

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Ladies, you're not getting off easy here either. I don't have a specific example at the moment, but here's what I've got to say to you: "When you talk to me, you'd better show me the goddamn common courtesy that I am due. I am not 10 years old. I am intelligent enough to figure shit out on my own, so if I ask for your assistance there is probably a good reason, so don't SIGH heavily like it's some great inconvenience to you... escpecially if it's YOUR JOB to help me. And if you don't know what the hell is going on, or what you need to do to assist me, then please either get someone who can help me, or tell me that you have no fucking clue what to say. Don't pretend that you know what's going on and make me go through all kinds of nonsense only to find that you are a total dumbass who sent me in the wrong direction. In summary, just because you have a c#*t you don't have to be a c#*t... (you know what that word is, and you know exactly how much I hate that word... I'll say it if you're gonna do any of that shit, and make me call you on it!)"

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Yes Nenny I am an angry dwarf today!

MAD MAD MAD.

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Try it bitches!!

The Amazing Meganame Generator

(Elizabeth) Liz's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cherry Oscar

Your fashion designer name is Elizabeth Florence

Your socialite name is Bumblebee Chicago

Your fly girl / guy name is L Sch

Your detective name is Frogs Memorial

Your barfly name is Cookie Amaretto

Your soap opera name is Len Kelsey

Your rock star name is Jolly Rancher Rabbit

Your Star Wars name is Lizisnu Schchr

Your punk rock band name is The Lazy Koosh Balls

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QOTD
5.3.05 - "I wanna be a unicorn!" ~Erin