Ode to a blue-eyed boy...

Ok, this is not so much and ode to the boy, but a proclaimation of "DAYUM!"

That poetry class I mentioned to you kids a couple posts back, has a very cute boy in it.

He was not in the class on Tueday. He sauntered in late today.

He has very pretty blue eyes...

I think I'm gonna like this class.

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I've noticed lately that while my cursing habit has lessened, it has been replaced by an increased number of lude remarks. I am aware that I spout lude remarks with great ease and regularity anyway, but these are frequent and bad even by my standards!

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As I waited for the train on the el platform, some lecherous old man looked at me and said, "You're a cutie!" He then gave me an unsavory once-over and mumbled something to himself... I was kinda creeped out by that. - Just thought I'd mention it so that when my male readers become older men themselves they realize that this technique is creepy rather than attractive.

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(We've been really hurting for quotes lately... fortunately in the last day or so we've had a few winners!)

QOTD

"I think I was switched at birth... I'm really royalty... I'm far too delicate to be a commoner... Somewhere there is a royal family with a commoner child, and they keep wondering why he has bad skin and back fat." ~Michael K. on being a royal baby switched at birth, forced from his rightful position in life.

"Walt Whitman? Oh, yeah he was as gay as a tea party... What? They didn't teach you that in high school? ...Talk about deficiencies in the educational system!" ~ Sherrie

Liz: [Impressive, although disgusting, loud/long belch] "Wow! Excuse me! I don't know where that came from, kinda snuck up on me!"
Nate: "Was that what I think it was?"
Liz: "Yeah, sorry about that!! REALLY!!"
Nate: Sorry, nothin! If I were over there I'd give you a high five for that one!"