Thursday, June 29, 2006


Seriously, for all you fine folks with kids out there, unless you're looking to cash in that Gerber grow-up policy, KEEP THE HELL AWAY FROM DISNEY WORLD!

Disney World has claimed yet another life.

Before today, the only life-threatening ride was that piece of crap "Mission: Space" but now they've added another treacherous trap that the whole family can enjoy. This time it was the "Rockin' Roller Coaster."

Those bitches need to change their tagline to something like: "Come see Mickey and Minnie, take your pants off to look like those pedophile characters Donald and Winnie the Pooh, and while you're here, enjoy some really KILLER RIDES! ...Oh yeah, and you can get some from Snow White, she's not nearly as pure as the name implies."

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