Drink, smoke, scratch... Yup, Britney, you snagged yourself a real prize when you picked this one! We all know that the world's greatest mooch is dirty. He doesn't shower often, and although he may have enough money to buy a new wardrobe daily (because of the allowance Britney hooked motherfucker up with,) you cannot change people. K-Fed is from the trailer park, he grew up with little money and clean underwear was something he wasn't lucky enough to enough to enjoy. He didn't have running water and resorted to a muddy puddle outback as his shower. Toilet paper was something only rich people used. I am sure you all remember the kid in your elementary school who always had a rash. Now, years later, living in luxury, K-Fed's ass is still itchy, but no need to worry, it's only cuz he hasn't washed and his dirty asshole is responding to the fecal bacteria...