PINK ELEPHANT?

Hello, Lizzle's Favorite Mexican here!!!
Just thought I'd share with the masses what I learned today!!
Lilly taught me what a pink elephant is!! From what I get, it is an elephant-like device that is meant to be latched onto the male pelvis and you get the mental picture.
Keep that image in your head because now I'm gonna tell you about how I got invited to my first sex party today!!
Wanna hear the weird part? I am invited by the mother of a little cheerleader that I coached a couple of years back. I was a mentor-like figure to this woman's child, I made her child the captain of the squad, and she is inviting me to a sex party!! HILARIOM!!!
The party will feature...get this: "surprise lingerie, surprise lotions, surprise novelties (wink wink!), and surprise sensuous items!!" all meant to "add spice to your love life."
Yeah well, I have no love life, so you can keep your surprise lotions!!!
BWA-HA-HA!!
Anyway, the invitation assures that all purchases are made in complete privacy, so, if any of you are interested in going and purchasing some penis-shaped chocolates, give us a holler here at Liz's Fun Time Happy Hour.
Best,
Mendez
[Mexican swear of the Day: Pendejo (PEN-DEH-HO) <--masculine form (it means Dumb Ass) Use in the following manner: Eres un pinche PENDEJO!!!]