A couple bugs in the system...

Yeah, I'm experiencing problems with the fine folks at Blogger.com, and their system... despite my repeated efforts at removing the extra copy of the previous post, none of my repeated efforts have been successful. You'll get over it I'm sure... it's really easy you know, just scroll past the extra copy.

TA-DAAAAA!

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While we're on the subject of "bugs in the system" I am presently disgusted by my apartment because for some reason it has become a haven for fruit flies...

I don't know where the hell they came from, as I don't leave food out, I take my trash out on a consistent basis, and there isn't a single dirty dish in the sink.

I'll have to beat those bitches with a bat!

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Since I'm back for a second time this evening, I'll go ahead and post something that has provided me with immense amounts of amusement over the last couple of months...

Markus, the fabulous guy who runs the site "swim at your own risk" that I have linked to in the sidebar, first posted a link to this tune back in July... I enjoyed it then. And a few days ago he mentioned this hilarious number once again... I'm just going to copy and paste Markus' original post about this topic, because he took the time to type out the lyrics for us!

Hell of a guy, that Markus!

The Great White Shark Song

Click here to listen!

If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you...but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you...but I'd swim right next to you
and ask you how you do...then you'd look at me and pull out a harpoon...
and try to shoot me...then I'd realize how fucking really hungry I am right now...
sorry about your leg...I'll be back in a while...for the rest...don't stress...
my sister will be back to clean up this mess...relax...kick back...
it's only a great white shark attack...

If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you...but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you...but I'd swim right next to you
cause sharks like surfing too...then you'd paddle out...chasing the pac sets...
pushing the sunset...then I'd realize I've never seen a seal so fat and slow...
sorry about your arm...I just didn't know...think fast...swim back...
you still look like a seal...your wetsuit so black...and red...

Great white sharks dive 4,000 feet...swim across the world...damn isn't that deep...
40 million years...and they haven't changed...apex predator...survival is the game...
ambush style is how they hunt...7 rows of teeth...lorenzini in the front...
oh I love the great white shark...their bellies are white...and the rest is dark...
and if I might just happen to be...a great white shark named abc...
oh you know I wouldn't bite you...

If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you...but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you...but I'd swim right next to you
cause it's my ocean too...so please keep it clean...cause I can be fucking mean...
and I got sharp teeth...and if I realize that you don't care about the sea...
well that means you don't care about me...oh well...that's fine...
I'll just bite you in fucking half this time...yeah if I was a great white...yeah...
If I was a great white shark.

Written and performed by Andy Brandy Casagrande IV

Visit Andy's website to see the video and learn more about the research he's doing.

(Special thanks to Markus!)

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I will grab you by the ears! (Yes you.)