... but at the moment I am too tired to tell it.
Those of you who are aware enough to look at the timestamp on this post (or finish this sentence, because I'm about to tell you) will note that it is only 10:26.
That's right. It's 10:26PM on a Saturday night, and I am too tired to go out and play, too tired to clean my apartment like I'd hoped to do, and too tired to even write a real post for you all... (Of course nobody really reads on Saturday and Sunday anyway, so it's probably better that I'm holding off on writing up my story.)
And with that, my children, I bid you goodnight.
This is lizzle-cake, signing off.
You stay classy, blog readers!