Provided you are reading this on Monday morning, (which is when most of you will probably see this,) at this moment I am most likely in some phase of what I genuinely hope will be my last interview for a good long while.
I need you all to channel all positive thoughts, prayers, mojo, voo doo, whatever in my direction! THIS HAS TO GO WELL OR MY GOOSE IS COOKED.
And now for some all too rarified QOTDs:
"HEY! I SEE NIPPLES!" ~ Ciara
"I'm an expert yak scratcher!" ~Ted