Miserable...

I have cramps from hell right now... I seriously almost threw up all over my desk because I was hurting so bad at work today.

I wish I could just call in sick tomorrow, because I know they will be worse tomorrow. But alas it's too soon, and one of the other admins already asked for tomorrow off. UGH.

Could someone just shoot me please? That would just be the icing on the cake.

I'm supposed to have a houseguest this weekend, but I haven't heard back from her, and I haven't cleaned or done laundry, so I ... Oh hell, who am I kidding? I don't know what the hell is going on anymore.

Please excuse me while I curl up in the fetal position and pray for a quick end to my exploding ovaries that will undoubtedly never come.