I'm a tired baby, so I'm going to post some QOTDs and call it a night.
QOTD #1: Picture it, an average day at the office, and your usually-in-a-foul-mood boss is in an incredibly good mood. So good, in fact, that he walks into a meeting, and despite being a middle aged, Jewish, white guy, and looks at one of the guys in the meeting and says, "SUP, DOG?"
I nearly spit my coffee all over my computer.
Scott: "Did any of you watch the Bears last night?"
Liz: "I did."
Scott: "Oh yeah, Tie, what did you do?"
Tie: "I was asleep!"
Scott: "Wow, the suburbs are that lively, huh?"