I know I've described the now infamous "Bible shirt" to a lot of you, and depending on who has found their way here, I'm sure some of you haven't seen it. For clarification, it says "Crack a bible.... Get high with Jesus" in lovely sparkly letters. I bought it at a goodwill store in Evansville, IN for one dollar. To this day I regard this shirt as my best purchase under 5 dollars.