Those of you who know me personally know how utterly ridiculous this is. It's ridiculous for the following reasons:
- I am not in a relationship that is even remotely near generating a proposal... Actually, I'm not technically in a relationship at all.
- I have never been in a relationship that was ever close to generating a proposal.
- I am not now, nor have I ever been that girl who has been planning her wedding since the age of six.
- I have not even attended a wedding in 4 years. (I am aware that this is a freakishly long time for someone my age to go without attending a wedding, and this doesn't at all mean that I don't know plenty of people who have gotten married, but let's not get into any of that... I'll only end up sounding bitter.)
(But secretly, I really do want that damn poofy white dress.)