Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Singles Awareness Day.

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting weird,
It's the single most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove those roses up dumb Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day getting drunk 'til I can no longer speak, then I'll wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade, for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
Girls too, act sweet - but what's on their mind?
Diamonds and chocolate and things of that kind.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit, because now I think love is a crock full of shit.

So that's the story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...screw Valentine's Day.

[Thanks Toz]

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