I think Dave has been kidnapped by terrorists, or hamsters, or a coconut disguised as a terrorist or a hamster, or something... every day when I check my e-mail and such, I look to see if someone has sent me a message demanding some kind of ransom (although I'm poor so I don't know what they'd be asking me for) but it when it shows up it will undoubtedly include a picture of my Dave, blindfolded, clutching a teddy bear in one hand and a copy of today's New York Times in the other.

I worry about that boy!

Dave, if you can read this, stay away from terrorists, hamsters, and coconuts!!