Picture pages!

Ok, my retarded ass is tired. Too tired to give you all a genuine post. So in lieu of a real, lengthy, written post, you are getting several pictures with the obligatory minimal textual explaination.

I mentioned that I helped Anthony paint last weekend... Here's my proof that painting took place. See that yellow stripe at the top? That was the last of one of the original colors.


Look at Anthony's hot ass... And then take note of all that crap around him... Yeah, see all that? That's what we moved this past weekend... (When I yelled at the lottle old lady.)


And for you non-Chicagoans, allow me to introduce you to the windy city's newest landmark. Officially it's called "Cloud Gate" ...

EVERYONE else calls it THE BEAN!

We're the only city in the world to have a giant polished stainless steel bean... And that makes us SO HOT.




If you walk underneath the bean and look up, you will see this. This part/view of the bean is referred to as the "omphalus" (Pronounced Om-fal-us) and literally means belly button.

So basically, Chicago has a monument to navel-gazing!