Since I've got the space, I'm now going to include conversational excerpts in the QOTD... it's hard to do that in the IM profile because of space constraints.

QOTD
5.5.04 -

(Today's QOTD should be prefaced with the knowledge that Alana's sister went out and got her a metallic green vibrator... which we think is hilarious!)

Liz: we gotta find you a gay sugar daddy
Alana: woohoo thats perfecto
Liz: I know! We just need some guy who wants a marriage of convenience... as kind of a straight guy front, but then you get home and he doesn't want it from you ... That's our mission
Alana: yeah thats perfecto! Plus I have a vibrator now, so I dont need a man (haha I'm totally kidding.)
Liz: HA HA
Alana: its still in the box!
Liz: yeah, your box!


Yeah, so today's quote is a little raunched-out, and I did quote myself (which is generally a violation of the rules), but when I have gems like this one, they need to be known to many people! I am still upset that more people weren't around for the Astronaut comment... that one was a gem if ever I had one! (The few of you who do know about it are free to use it, as long as I get my dues... even if it's just you telling me about it later on!)