Sunday, April 09, 2006

Somehow I am not surprised...

The Internet Movie Database reported the following:

Pregnant actress Katie Holmes stunned a magazine journalist when she accompanied fiance Tom Cruise on a recent interview, by acting in a "dazed, passive and vacant" manner. The former Dawson's Creek beauty, 27, sat quietly beside Cruise as he opened up about his abusive father Thomas Mapother III to Parade reporter Dotson Rader. In the Parade interview, Rader writes, "Holmes wore a large diamond engagement ring. She seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling." Rader was stunned to notice Holmes kept smiling, even as the Top Gun star recalled the beatings he suffered as a child.


When you join a cult, and drink the electric koolaid, you become smily and vacant... Oh Katie, you're doomed... and once you "give birth" to "your baby" (and by "give birth," I mean take posession of the child belonging to the Russian surrogate we all know is out there somewhere, and by "your baby," I mean your goose down pillow,) you will have doomed us all, because we all know that the Tomkitten is the anti-christ, and Xenu will come down and smite us all or something...

Lord... I need a drink.

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