I must say that I'm pleased to announce that my Kyle has finally gotten a haircut. He is no longer on track to become the next Johnny Damon look-alike. He is back to being big and beautiful with a nice, closely cropped coif. Now the wedding can happen as planned. (I'd also like it noted that since my return to Chi-town my Cubbies are doing much better than while I was gone.)

Praise the gods of baseball!