Well, Alana is back from the burbs, so you know what that means!! That's right! It's THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF LIZZLE AND SPOOLIE! (With regular appearances by Bennifer... or Ben and Jennifer if you inexplicably only know one or the other.) It's kind of like Batman & Robin, but with more lots alcohol and without any of the homosexual undertones... [Note to self: Get handy-dandy utility belt full of gadgets and whatnot that will still look fabulous with black pants and a slutty top.]

Since the drunken adventures will begin tonight, I can't guarantee what kind of shape I'll be in tomorrow, so I'll go ahead and put up the quote of the day for the 29th now.

QOTD
8.29.04 - "The only good thing about taking on more than you can chew is that there's always the possibility that it will actually kill you." ~ From Heather's profile... and a handy reminder to all of us that we should strive for mediocrity. (Katie Miller, please take note!)