I LOVE SMOKING!!! I haven’t had a cigarette in 3 days and I think that I may die… soon.

Don't smoke? Think of it like this; You're 8 years old, it's Christmas morning and your perfect present is under the tree...but you're locked in your room. Meanwhile your father is outside your room giving a rather jovial and descript analyses of the progress your mother is making... skinning your beloved dog alive. and you're on fire.

If I go through all of this "not smoking" crap and end up getting cancer anyway... I'll be fairly upset.

Wanna see me pimping the Serial Killer Indian look? I'm the one with the full headdress in the lower left.... My Kickball team.