Yup, that's me, I'm dumb.
Long story short, I went out with Caroline and the crew, got very drunk, had a very good time, and I lost my wallet on the way home... and of course it had my paycheck in it. GREAT. GRAND. WONDERFUL. That's just the highlight of my existence.
Welcome to the pathetic, wimpering, heap of bad luck that I've come to terms with as my life.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to track down a beam from which to hang myself.
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